For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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