Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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