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(503): View more from Oregon

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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(303): View more from Colorado

im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working

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(217): View more from Illinois

I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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(858): View more from California

You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection

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(480): View more from Arizona

please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

I know but these gold fish are so much better

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