Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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