So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.