Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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