just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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