if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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