I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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