Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The air was thick with penises
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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