She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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