so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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