too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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