ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old