Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And then my night got REAL pukey
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."