your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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