it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.