Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask