how can u be prego again
North Korea, Best Korea!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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