I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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