Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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