This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
