I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Randomize
