Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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