they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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