and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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