u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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