we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
