Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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