Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
one two three fourrrrnication!
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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