how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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