It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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