I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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