i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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