im having a threesome with these popsicles
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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