hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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