i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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