Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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