the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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