I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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