I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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