just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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