New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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