wakey wakey hands off snakey
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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