Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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