its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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