That's intense
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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