Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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