I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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