He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
