Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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