I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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