you guys were way drunker than both of me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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