all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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