You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
