i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm at about main and main street
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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