you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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