I want to have your abortion
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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